A nice, calm and respectable
lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, 'I
would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you
need
cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it
to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
'Lord
have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband. That's
against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll
throw both of us in
jail!? All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
'Well
now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.



